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Fuck Water

Made of only premium ingredients, FuckWater is the perfect wingman. Whether you’re going out on the town or staying in alone, you’re never flying solo with FuckWater at your side. Because it’s glycerin-free it never dries sticky. It’s long lasting, cleans up easily with water and delivers the perfect amount of lubrication every time. It’s also paraben-free and made with the safest preservatives, so you’re always clear for take off. Like a friend on the inside or someone to lend you a hand, FuckWater is the only wingman you need.

FuckWater is a water-based lube that is compatible with both latex and polyisoprene condoms. However, it contains the ingredient dimethicone and may react with some silicone toys. Before using FuckWater with your favourite silicone toy, please do a spot-test on the bottom or base of the toy.

Ingredients: Water, Propylene Glycol, Isopropyl Palmitate, Dimethicone, Hydroxypropyl Cellulose, Polysorbate 20, Sorbitan Stearate, Cetearyl Alcohol, Glyceryl Stearate, Sodium Benzoate, Gluconolactone.

FuckWater is FDA 510(k) approved.

PROUDLY MADE IN THE USA.

Available in 2oz, 4oz, 8oz, 16oz bottles and .3oz pillow packs.

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    Fuck Water Silicone 8oz

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    Fuck Water Silicone 4oz

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    Fuck Water Silicone 2oz

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    Fuck Water Original H2O 8oz

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    Fuck Water Original H2O 4oz

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    Fuck Water Original H2O 16oz

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    Fuck Water Original H2O .3oz Packet (100/Box)

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    Fuck Water Clear H2O 8oz

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    Water-based lubricant for when spit and courage aren't enough. 8 fl. oz.

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    Fuck Water Clear H2O 4oz

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    Water-based lubricant for when spit and courage aren't enough. 4 fl. oz.

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    Fuck Water Clear H2O 2oz

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    Water-based lubricant for when spit and courage aren't enough. 2 fl. oz.

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    Fuck Water Clear H2O 16oz

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    Water-based lubricant for when spit and courage aren't enough. 16 fl. oz.

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    Fuck Water Clear H2O .3oz Packet (100/Box) Item comes in plain white box

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